This morning as I was just about to leave to take Nick to school (10 minutes late because OMG he CANNOT wake up on time) I found a frog about the size of a tennis ball IN THE HOUSE. It jumped from the hallway into our bedroom door. Not through the door INTO it, about 3 feet up! It splatted and fell to the tile all wet sounding. I knew I had to chase it out before I took Nick to school because if I waited until I got back it would have been hiding somewhere waiting to pounce on me or having babies IN THE HOUSE somewhere. I grabbed a broom and proceeded to chase the critter out the door.
When I got home, I stuck my head under the bathtub faucet to wash my hair and found that we had an empty bottle of shampoo. Minutes before that I found that we had no toilet paper. I won't go into details how I discovered that (you can thank me later).
I opened my wallet to write a check this morning and found that my drivers' license was missing. I don't usually have any reason to take it out of my wallet. God knows, I don't get carded for alcohol and I haven't been pulled over by the police in a really long time (knock on wood). I couldn't figure out were it could be. I dumped my purse out on the kitchen table and rummaged through the miscellaneous crap I've collected lately. I found pieces of random Tums, a couple of wet naps from a buffet in Vegas (from 2 years ago), 6 or 7 emery boards and my license (whoooo hoooo).
I'm still looking for my mind so if you find it please let me know. Okay? Thanks!